i don’t know i just love my cat that’s it. 

2:41 pm  •  2 June 2012  •  1 note

today i took myself on a date to the zoo. i’m so good to myself. 

6:40 pm  •  1 June 2012  •  1 note

my cat likes to follow me into the bathroom. 

recently he’s decided he’ll come in and check on me in the bathroom but otherwise he’ll stand outside and guard the door while i’m in there. 

11:22 pm  •  31 May 2012  •  1 note

somebody should bring me hot chocolate and earmuffs it’s like winter in my room. 

11:11 pm  •  31 May 2012

having a lana del rey dance party alone in my fancy vintage slip. 

anybody want to join? 

8:11 pm  •  31 May 2012

“sometimes i just sit and think about how attractive alec baldwin is.”

— this is what i told my dad today as he drove me to school 

6:21 pm  •  31 May 2012  •  2 notes

there was a black guy walking by my porch and he hit on me from the street. 

ugh don’t these black guys know i only like to be hit on, on the internet. 

6:17 pm  •  31 May 2012  •  1 note

sitting on the porch it’s raining and awesome. 

and i have my cat. 

6:13 pm  •  31 May 2012  •  5 notes

STOP OVERANALYZING THE “AND STUFF” I PUT AT THE END OF HALF MY SENTENCES IN ORDER TO MAKE THINGS VAGUE I LITERALLY MEAN NOTHING BY IT. 

this has been something i should have said to an actual person but didn’t.

11:55 pm  •  30 May 2012  •  1 note

things i say to cats a lot. 

• “no come back i just want to snuggle you.” 
• “stop looking at me like that.”

11:41 pm  •  30 May 2012  •  7 notes

things i’ve done today 

• went to school for 2 hours
• went to the farmer’s market
• ate a sandwich with my dad and one of his buddies
• went out to tea with my dad and one of his buddies
• went out to dinner with my dad and one of his buddies
• played in a fountain and ate sour patch kids while my dad went to talk to one of his buddies

i spent a lot of time with my dad and his buddies the past two and i don’t know how much longer i can do this they just talk forever about the same things. 

10:34 pm  •  30 May 2012

“her face looks like she’s fat but her body’s really skinny.”

— my 11 year old sister on Jennifer Lawrence. 

12:04 am  •  29 May 2012

my boobs are on a quest for world domination. 

11:44 pm  •  28 May 2012  •  2 notes

i don’t even know anymore. 

11:39 pm  •  28 May 2012

for a second there i really thought i was going to be killed by that bug that i killed because i didn’t think it was dead. 

10:43 pm  •  28 May 2012