concerts i’ve already been to in the last year
- selena gomez
- demi lovato/fifth harmony
- karmin/little mix
- fifth harmony
concerts i’m going to soon
- jenny lewis (tomorrow omg)
- bridgit mendler
- katy perry
wow idk i might have missed some but i don’t think so.
1:56 pm • 30 July 2014
You know how’s there’s no manual when you have a kid on how to raise that kid. There’s also no manual on how to go from childhood to adulthood without having a mental breakdown every few weeks and I really think we should have manuals for these situations.
1:41 am • 30 July 2014 • 2 notes
I’m an adult I’m going to graduate from cosmetology school and get an adult job soon and I still wear a big purple wristband that say Demi lovato on it. I spend all my spare time obsessing over pop stars and girl groups and I don’t know how to go to a doctor’s appointment without my mom coming with me. I can’t even drive. I’m so scared.
1:34 am • 30 July 2014 • 1 note
Coming downstair to put peanut butter on chips ahoy cookies and drink milk was the best decision I ever made.
1:20 am • 30 July 2014 • 1 note
I’m so sorry to everyone who follows me who doesn’t like fifth harmony but I’m also not sorry because what the fuck is wrong with you?
1:06 am • 30 July 2014 • 2 notes
My girlfriend was driving me home and I feel so bad for her I kept saying dumb stuff, mostly babbling about how the hotdog vendor who sells the best hot dogs in the city is an angel, and god damn angel to be specific.
And then when we were sitting outside my house I said “if I didn’t know better and you didn’t know better I would think I was drunk right now.”
1:02 am • 30 July 2014
“That man is a goddamn angel.”
— Me, about a hot dog vendor who seeks hot dogs out of the family dollar parking lot 5 minutes from my house.
1:00 am • 30 July 2014 • 1 note
My notes for my big test in adult school is tomorrow. They’re on construction paper and in this folder from elementary school lmao.
11:37 pm • 23 July 2014
Lucielle ball is such an important woman in the history of women, especially in the entertainment/comedy industry. She was a very funny woman (and people still think women aren’t funny). She was a working wife and mother, who worked while she was pregnant and after she had her babies as well, but was still a mother to them. Even her character on her tv show wasn’t the “perfect housewife”.
Lucielle ball is so important. God bless lucielle ball.
11:22 am • 22 July 2014 • 1 note
One time I had a dream I was trying to get my dad to buy me salvia at the grocery store.
1:16 am • 22 July 2014
“I love you more than sex and tv combined.”
— My girlfriend while we were eating ice cream earlier.
10:20 pm • 21 July 2014 • 4 notes
Goddammit I love pop music so fucking much.
4:12 pm • 19 July 2014 • 1 note
|Some guy on npr:
||it's an orgy of destruction.
|Me, immediately afterwards:
||I'm starting a punk band called an orgy of destruction right now!
8:47 pm • 16 July 2014 • 1 note