I told Abby she could borrow my shorts if she wore them on her head and then I took them off and put them on my own head.
Look I’m a unicorn.
Merry Christmas I have on reindeer shorts.
Did Jason’s nails holla at me.
this is me, not being cute. i have stopped being cute, you got your wish abby.
I just ate thanksgiving leftovers in the mall food court and now I’m gonna go to work.
— A short description of what I’m into sexually.
Sorry but I’m gonna have to unfollow you due to the fact that you’re a giant asshole.
Super Abby has come to clueless Tori’s defense in tori vs fake eye lashes.
I’m impressed with the fact that I can sit in class and blog while also learning. I’m proud of me.
Fuck, I just realized all the Black Friday shopping I’ve done, from all the places I’ve shopped have been katy perry merchandise.
I bought the teenage dream crop too from her web store, I bought two of her CDs cause they were I sale from amazon and I needed replacements and like 20 minutes ago I bought three sets of katy perry eyelashes.
I’m really into schoolgirls to the point that I think I might be attracted to plaid skirts.
Someone teach me how to wear fake eyelashes ASAP.
|My educator:||you should never touch anyone's blood with your bare hands.|
|Me:||unless you're in to that.|