My sexuality is “dedicate your boner/lady boner to me”

•  14 May 2013  •  1 note

Are you going to be my dick?

are you going to be my cock?

are you going to be my prick?

are you going to be my penis?

are you going to my nightingale?

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•  14 May 2013  •  1 note

Apparently Tom Peloso from modest mouse lives next door to my best friend and is really good friends with her family.

•  14 May 2013

All my friends have pretty houses. You’d think I chose my friends by their houses but I don’t.

•  14 May 2013

Baking cookies and jamming with my Lynchburg bestie. It is good for my soul.

•  14 May 2013

i’m wearing it now…. the scarf.

•  13 May 2013  •  1 note

i wear this scarf all. the. time. i have scarf problems.

•  13 May 2013  •  3 notes

also by the way my hair is cool when i wear it down i just don’t do that very often.

•  13 May 2013  •  2 notes

i hot glued stuff and didn’t burn myself today. congrats me.

•  13 May 2013  •  1 note

i was looking at the ariana grande tag and my aunt came in and she was like “that doesn’t look like demi lovato, who is that?”

she gets confused when i’m not obsessing over demi.

•  13 May 2013  •  2 notes

I don’t care about anything except where is my Mac and cheese?

•  12 May 2013

My cat whenever he’s licking himself he sounds like he’s deep throttling some serious D.

•  12 May 2013  •  1 note

One time I was out at a restaurant and I was wearing a skirt and I didn’t want to be wearing my underwear anymore and so I took them off in the bathroom and put them in my purse and then a week later I was like “what are these underwear doing in my purse?”

•  12 May 2013  •  1 note

Cute outfits for fancy standardized tests.

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